I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny

Dear God,
Why is my G spot up my asshole?
Sincerely, Dudes of Earth

Dear Dudes of Earth -- grow the hell up. A woman's body is almost completely made up of erogenous zones -- so is yours but you're still fixated on your little dicks like an autistic kid with a baggie full of graham crackers. Live a little; explore your body; enjoy the fucking ride.
God

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